It is important to note that all Japanese talk about their bowl movements as if it were the weather. You may come across a group of 17-year old girls on the streets of Shibuya, tanned, decked out in school girl uniforms, and incredibly flirtatious and attracted to your Western "charm" (sandy blond hair, large donut around your waste, and calloused thumbs from too much xbox) . If you're a yellow fever ridden pedophile from Arkansas, you may think that you have just struck gold. However, don't count your eggs before they hatch. Once false move like asking "Choushi wa dou desu ka" (How are you feeling today?), might hinder a response like "ma- ma-, saikin chou geri da kedo..." (I'm OK, but lately I've had the worst diarrhea).
Bowl movements are furthermore so engraved in Japanese society that the following English language lesson has been utilized to help poor Japanese tourists should they fall sick whilst traveling overseas.
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